Stupid Insults 4/31
All booster, no payload. All crown, no filling. All foam, no beer. All hammer,...
Steven Wright on dogs
|The other day, I was walking my dog around my building…on the ledge. Some...
Tired of male bashing?
How many men does it take to open a beer?None. It should be opened...
I have a Microsoft waiter
|Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I’ll be your Support Waiter. What...
Arriving at Heaven
|A soprano died and went to Heaven. St. Peter stopped her at the gate...
An inferiority complex
|Private Milton went to psychiatrist and complained: “I have an inferiority complex.”"Nothing I can...
Skydiving blind
|A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When asked how this was...
What’s the differenc between a blond and a mosquito?
Q: What’s the differenc between a blond and a mosquito?A: A mosquito stops sucking...
Girl Talk
Girl Lingo:The Franklin Factor: Early to bed and early to rise means it’s time...
At the ripe old age of 77, grandpa had decided to marry…
At the ripe old age of 77, grandpa had decided to marry a young...