Little Johnny was late for school…
Little Johnny was late for school. When he finally got therehis teacher asked,”Why are...
Why do Scottsmen wear kilts?
Why do Scottsmen wear kilts?The sound of the zipper scares the sheep.Sent by Lou
Things you’d really like to say at work!
01. I can see your point, but you’re still full of crap.02. I don’t...
Baby Turtle
A baby turtle was standing at the bottom of a large tree and with...
Short Snow Jokes
|What happened when the snowgirl fell out with the snowboy?She gave him the cold...
Ruler to Bed
Yo momma so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long...
Gorilla Golf
A guy walked into a pro-shop with a gorilla. “Is anyone interested in a...
Write your code in C
|WRITE IN C (sung to The Beatles “Let it Be”)When I find my code...
Well Done!
A man’s house is on fire. No help is in sight so he takes...
Desire Matures
When I was in jr. high, all I wanted was a girl with large...