I’ve never understood why women love cats…
I’ve never understood why women love cats.Cats are independent, they don’t listen,they don’t come...
An Old Man’s Dying Request
An elderly man, 82, just returned from the doctor’s only to find he didn’t...
You are under arrest!
A scientist was successful in cloning himself, and was asked to speak at a...
Grass Sandwich
At a local college dance, a guy from America asked the girl from Sweden...
Sexercises
An older couple were having trouble with their sex life, so the wife went...
3 Vampires in Bar
Three vampires walk into a bar and sit down. The first vampire says,”I’d like...
What’s the purpose of a bellybutton?
What’s the purpose of a bellybutton?To put your gum in on the way down.
Error codes in Windows
|WinErr 001: Windows loaded – System in danger WinErr 002: No Error – Yet...
If Hewlett-Packard ran Christmas…
|They would market the Reverse Polish Ornament, which is put in your attic on...
Slide Under The Table
A man and a woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their waitress,...