Why dont mexicans have checking accounts?
Why don’t mexicans have checking accounts?It’s too hard to spray paint your name on...
Phone keeps ringing
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Four anti road protesters?
|What has 8 legs and likes living in trees?Four anti road protesters?
On Alimony
Alimony:1) A contraction of the term “all-his-money”.2) A splitting headache.3) It’s the screwing you...
Affairs With Men
Q: Did you hear about the blonde lesbian?A: She kept having affairs with men!
How to break the nose of a blonde.
Q: How do you break the nose on a blonde?A: You put a dildo...
Someone died playing golf
|Fred got home from his Sunday round of golf later than normal and very...
Forever Patient
A Soviet emigre doctor gets a call from the Medicaid office. “You’ve been billing...
Husband’s Great Gift
A married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman’s face was severely...
Riddle me this???
Q: Which part of a vegetable can you not eat?A: The Wheelchair!