Knock Knock Jokes 4
Knock Knock Who’s there? Alda! Alda who? Alda time you knew who it was!...
Doctor’s Notes 3
One day I had to be the bearer of bad news when I told...
New officer efficiency
|These are actual phrases from Officer Efficiency Reports (performance appraisal for the military officers)....
Bud the stud!
How can you compare a lite beer to making love in a canoe? It’s...
Yo mama so fat.. tripped
Yo mamma’s so fat, she tripped on 4th Avenue and landed on 12th.
An emergency landing
|According to “The Australian,” an airliner recently encountered severe vibration in flight.The captain decided...
Tommy goes into a confessional box and says…
Tommy goes into a confessional box and says, “Bless mefather for I have sinned....
Buying drinks at a bar
|A blonde, a brunette and a redhead went into a bar and ordered their...
Why doesnt Hillary wear short dress?
Why doesn’t Hillary wear short dress?Her balls would show.
Clearing it
A very drunk man in a bar tells the bartender and everyone that issitting...