A fly in my beer!
One day an Englishman, an American, and a Canadian walked into a pubtogether. The...
Sarah was a curious thirteen year old girl…
Sarah was a curious thirteen year old girl. “Mommy,” she said, “I’d like you...
A worldwide survey has been carried out with…
A worldwide survey has been carried out with the following question:”PLEASE, GIVE US YOUR...
HEGS
The Doctor tells his patient that he has H-E-G-S”What’s that?”, the patient asks.”It’s a...
Good morning ladies…
This blind guy was walking pass the fish market and he said”Good morning ladies..”
You could feed them a lot faster
|There was once a man from the city who was visiting a small farm,...
Cat jokes 06
|Q: What do you call a cat that has just eaten a whole duck?A:...
Your momma is…
Your momma is like a doorknob – everyone gets a turn!
The Splice
A man went to a doctor to have his penis enlarged. Well, this particular...
101 Things Not To Say During Sex
But everybody looks funny naked! You woke me up for that? Did I mention...