Feeling Sorry For Him
Two girls are having coffee when one notices that the other girl seems troubled...
Commercial
Commercial:Do Seagulls Circle your house?Does your boyfriend sing ” The shrimp boats are coming”?Do...
I was walking down an alley last night…
I was walking down an alley last night, when I heard,”Help! Help!” coming from...
Why cannot Miss Piggy count to 70?
Why can’t Miss Piggy count to 70? – Because she gets a frog stuck...
How do you pick up TWA flight attendants?
Q: How do you pick up TWA flight attendants?A: With a fishing pole!
Santa’s Pet Peeves
|Department Store Santa Peeves8. Kids who refuse to believe that it’s fruitcake on your...
Why Men Can’t Show True Feelings
Why don’t men often show their true feelings?Because they don’t have feelings.
How far to the town?
|A unit of soldiers was marching a long dusty march across the rolling prairie....
Things Change With Marriage
“Before I married my wife,” a husband once said, “it was nothing but wine,...
Awaken When Roomate Is Having Sex
Do Or Say If You Wake Up To Your Roommate Having Sex50. (the obvious)...