What is the definition of a virgin?
What’s the definition of a virgin?an ugly third grader
Keep A Man From Wanting Sex
How do you keep a man from wanting sex?You marry him!
A woman’s three biggest lies.
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Identify the problem
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No Brained Women
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Dyslexic Agnostic Insomniac
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Smokey and the Bandit
You know you’re a redneck if you have refused to watch the Academy Awards...
They use snail varnish!
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Airlines running operating systems
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Blonde and screen door
What do a blonde and a screen door have in common? The more you...