Variation of return your keys
|Another twist to this would be to distribute fifteen blank keys to male friends...
First illegal, then legal, then…
A long time resident of San Francisco is packing allhis stuff into boxes. His...
At the store.
You’re so stupid, you got locked in a grocery store and starved!!
Paying bills
Walking up to a department store’s fabric counter, a prettygirl asked, “I want to...
Burning Sensation
A guy goes to the doctor with a mysterious pain and tells the doctor,”Doctor,...
Ode to spell checkers
|ODE TO A SPELL CHECKERby Jerrold H ZarI have a spelling checker.It came with...
What’s the worst thing about washing your cat?
Q: What’s the worst thing about washing your cat?A: Getting the fur off your...
When asked for her occupation…
When asked for her occupation, a woman charged with a traffic violation saidshe was...
Do you know me?
|A small town prosecuting attorney called his first witness to the stand in a...
The 2 moose hunters…
These two hunters went moose hunting every year without success.Finally they came up with...