On preparing to return home from an out of town trip…
On preparing to return home from an out of town trip,this man got a...
Wifespeak
Wifespeak/Translation You want: You wantWe need: I wantIt’s your decision: The correct decision should...
How do you break a blonde’s nose?
How do you break a blonde’s nose?Place a dildo under a glass table!
A guy walks into an elevator and stands next…
A guy walks into an elevator and stands next to a beautiful woman.After a...
Park Registration Sheet Comments
Actual comments received in 1996 from the Bridger Wilderness registration sheets and comment cards:Trails...
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Regardless of what you may hear, there’s still many women these days who are...
Glossary of music terms
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The Grade 1 concert is fast approaching…
The Grade 1 concert is fast approaching and Johhny has still not decidied what...
Knock-Knocks 4 Kids Galore
Knock! Knock!Who’s there?Rita.Rita who?Rita book, you might learn something.Knock! Knock!Who’s there?Police.Police who?Police open the...