Taxes
The IRS says they can’t give back 80 million dollars in refunds because they...
I’ll have a Penguin; shaken, not stirred
Q: Why do penguins live in the Arctic?A: Because they can’t fly to Florida...
Aging
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.Insanity is my only means of relaxation.Forget...
Mother Knows Best
John invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal, his mother couldn’t help...
An elderly man goes into a brothel…
An elderly man goes into a brothel and tells the madam he would like...
Why won’t sharks attack lawyers?
Why won’t sharks attack lawyers?Professional courtesy.
Is this really your third marriage?
Is this really your third marriage? Sure is. What happened to your first two...
Bill Gates at the Pearly Gates
Bill Gates tragically died in a car accident. Arriving at the pearly gates, he...
You might be a redneck if…sideburns
You grow your sideburns longer and fuller because it looks so good on your...
This dog loves people
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...