A guy approaches a prostitute on the street and asks her…
A guy approaches a prostitute on the street and asks her, “how much?” she...
Government is there
|At recent trade talks the American representative offered to sell sophisticated American telephone technology...
Cat jokes 01
|Q: How do you know if you cat’s got a bad cold?A: He has...
I have bad news
|The doctor tells his patient: “Well I have good news and bad news…” The...
Ways to Terrorize a Telemarketer
Tell them to talk VERY SLOWLY, because you want to write EVERY WORD down....
Why did the blonde crash her plane when landing?
Why did the blonde crash her plane when landing?Because the runway was only 25ft...
Snake joke
First snake:I hope I’m not poisonous.Second snake:Why?First snake:Because I bit my lip!
Stupid master
A gorilla was walking thru’ a jungle when he came across a deer eating...
Never argue with kids
Excerpts from Readers’s Digest. ——————————————————————————– My 4 year old son came screaming out of...