What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?A headbanger
A Koala and a Hooker
A little koala bear wanders into a whorehouse. He climbs the stairs and finds...
After the fall in Garden of Eden…
After the fall in Garden of Eden, Adam was walking with his sons Cain...
A man walks in to a doctors office…
A man walks in to a doctors office and says, “Doctor you must help...
Hair Up
Q: Why do blondes wear their hair up?A: To catch everything that goes over...
I’ve got the lumber
|O’Toole worked in the lumber yard for twenty years and all that time he’d...
Phone songs
|All of the following songs may be played on a touch-tone phone. Commas are...
A lady goes in to take a tennis lesson…
A lady goes in to take a tennis lesson, and the instructor notices she...
Yo Momma is so fat
Yo Momma is so fat, she fell in the Grand Canyone and got stuck.
Southern Comments
Exclamations: “Well knock me down and steal muh teeth!” “Well, butter my butt and...