What’s a real mate?
Q: What’s a real mate?A: Someone who’ll go into town, get two head jobs...
A nun arrives at the local bar
|John was sitting outside his local pub one day, enjoying a quiet pint and...
Oboe jokes
|Q: How do you get five oboes in tune?A: Shoot four of them.Q: What...
Why wasn’t Jesus born in America?
Why wasn’t Jesus born in America?They couldn’t find 3 wise men and a virgin.
Fish jokes 05
|What kind of money do fishermen make?Net profits!What do you get if you cross...
TWO NUNS AND A BLIND MAN
TWO NUNS AND A BLIND MANTwo nuns are ordered to paint a room in...
Raking Leaves
Q: How did the dumb blonde break her leg raking leaves?A: She fell out...
The Experiment…
An efficiency expert concluded his lecture with a note of caution.”You need to be...
A Redneck Joke
1) If you go to your family reunion to pick up guys/women… You might...
Lawyers & Sperm
What do lawyers and sperm have in common?One in a million become a human...