What’s the differenc between a blond and a mosquito?
Q: What’s the differenc between a blond and a mosquito?A: A mosquito stops sucking...
Is it possible to kill a mother-in-law with newspaper?
Q. Is it possible to kill a mother-in-law with newspaper?A. Yes, if you wrap...
Christmas at the Post Office
Mail your packages early so that the post office can lose them in time...
What is a myth?
|What is a myth?A female moth!
Valentines, Redneck Style
Kudzu is green, my dog’s name is Blue And I’m so lucky to have...
Idiot Chicken Farmer
An idiot decided to start a chicken farm so he bought a hundred chickens...
A toad with a machine gun!
|What’s green and tough?A toad with a machine gun!
Drilling is mine!
Storming into his lawyer’s office, a Texas oil magnate demanded that divorce proceedings begin...
Phone songs
|All of the following songs may be played on a touch-tone phone. Commas are...
Made for each other
A friend of mine told me he had signed up with one of these...