Actual excuse notes to teachers!
*** These are actual excuse notes teachers have received, spelling mistakes included. ***My son...
We got a lot of those.
Three cowboys, a Texan, a Californian, and an Oregonian, were sitting around a campfire...
An old lady owned two monkeys…
An old lady owned two monkeys. One day they both died,so she took them...
Restroom
Baby Jim: Mommy, does God use our toilet?Mom: No Jim, what made you ask?Baby:...
Ears
What kind of ear does a train have?an Engineer
What is the Australian for foreplay?
What is the Australian for foreplay?Brace yourself, Sheila!And the Welsh?Are you awake, Gwen?
On the Beach
There is this guy who really takes care of his body. He lifts weights...
Like Spaghetti
Q: What do blondes and spaghetti have in common?A: They both wriggle when you...
Alice is in UNIX land
|”Can you help me? asked Alice.”No,” said Negative. “I’m looking for a white consultant.”...
What kind of bunny…..
What kind of bunny drinks coffee?Mugs bunny!