Sandals
This married couple was on holiday in Pakistan. They were touring around the marketplace...
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Having children is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain or, having...
Andy Rooney Quotes
Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.I’m not into...
The blind date had not been all that great and…
The blind date hadn’t been all that great and she was relieved the evening...
Congress Reduces Solar System
A Press Release -WASHINGTON D.C. The House Appropriations subcommittee on NASA oversight, in another...
a thief and his lawyer
Carlson was charged with stealing a Mercedes Benz, and after a long trial, the...
The Italian colonel had his brigade arrayed in full parade…
The Italian colonel had his brigade arrayed in full parade dress, proudly ready for...
Household physics
|Laws of Household PhysicsEver notice that the laws of household physics are every bit...
May I speak to the conductor
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Your momma is so fat….
Your momma is so fat, when she stood in the scale to get weighed...