Osama Cave Memo
Osama Cave Memo===============Hi guys. We’ve all been putting in long hours, but we’ve really...
On God’s Making a Woman
And God Created The WomanHe was so pleased with his creation that he calls...
Musical jokes
|Q: What do you get when you play a new age song backwards?A: A...
You know why there is a string on a tampon?
You know why there’s a string on a tampon? So the crabs can bungee...
HMO
My HMO is terrible. They charge me for a self-examination.It’s a flat fee.-Wendy Liebman
Miget with a lisp!
This guy owns a horse stud farm, and gets a call from a friend.”I...
A rabbi said to a precocious six-year-old boy…
A rabbi said to a precocious six-year-old boy: “So your mother saysyour prayers for...
Wife and Mistress
A doctor, a lawyer and a mathematician were discussing the relative merits of having...
Made for each other
A friend of mine told me he had signed up with one of these...
He’d wanted to be buried at sea
|There is a story about the Irishman who drowned while he was digging a...