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A little girl was diligently pounding away on her father’s word processor. She told...
Diet Plan
Did you hear about the heavyset guy who had tried every diet in the...
Why the Lesbian tennis star could not compete in the Dutch Open?
Q. Why couldn’t the Lesbian tennis star compete in the Dutch Open?A. She got...
Top 15 Good Things About a Cold Winter
Top 15 Good Things About a Cold Winter…The melodious clanging Anna Nicole Smith’s breasts...
The computer user’s reboot poem
|Don’t you wish when life is badand things just don’t compute,That all we really...
What did Bob Dole reply when asked if he preferred…
What did Bob Dole reply when asked if he preferred boxers or briefs? “Depends.”
Japan is in trouble
|Take heart, America. Three monkey wrenches have been thrown into Japan’s well-oiled economic machine....
You’re in great health
|Doctor: You’re in good health. You’ll live to be eighty.Patient: But, doctor, I am...
What do you call someone who fucks kids in the ass?
What do you call someone who fucks kids in the ass?A backdoor pedofile!
New Dinosaur Theory?
OK, let’s consider the physical evidence.The moon is moving away at a tiny, although...