Sorry for eating the peanuts
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Parrrot boy & daddy
There was this punk who got on a bus. He sat next to an...
More than a hundred percent
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Who makes all the bras for brunettes?
Who makes all the bras for brunettes? Fisher-Price
Boss wants too much
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Response To Roving Eyes
My girlfriend and I were in a restaurant and this strikingly attractive woman in...
New Barbie Doll
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Typist
A little girl was diligently pounding away on her father’s word processor. She told...
Dollars equal cents
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Six times Six
A woman goes into a bar real depressed and uses her last 10 dollars...