Be Poetic
“When a customer comes into the shop, be very polite to them and try...
Miscellaneous yo mama jokes
Yo mama feet are so big her shoes have to have license plates! Yo...
Bad News 6
This old man visits his doctor and after a thorough examination, the doctor tells...
Signs You Bought a Lousy Tree
|8. Two feet tall, forty feet wide 7. Salesman’s opening line: “You’re not a...
A Cowboy and his Horse
This Cowboy is riding the range when he gets ambushed by some indians. They...
Yo mama is so bald
Yo mama so bald even a wig wouldn’t help! Yo mama so bald you...
How can you tell when your girlfriend is horny?
How can you tell when your girlfriend’s horny? You stick your hands in her...
The math one-liners
|Math problems? Call 1-800--. If parallel lines meet at infinity – infinity must be...
Missed the word
“Dad,” said the boy, “we had a spelling contest in school today, and I...
The technical geek test
|Are you a tehcnical geek?Do you have a problem with overdoing your technical activities?...