What do you do if you come across an elephant in the jungle?
Q: What do you do if you come across an elephant in the jungle?A:...
A sailor and a marine are taking a piss…
A sailor and a marine are taking a piss at a public restroom. The...
Should have glasses
|A policeman stops a lady and asks for her license. He says “Lady, it...
Hired Help
A man dials his home and a strange woman answers. The man says, “Who...
Job Interviews
We have all been through job interviews, and we have spent most of the...
Medical Record Quotes
The following quotes were taken from actual medical records dictated by physicians. They appeared...
THe guy who invented the hokey pokey’s funeral
eariler this week i went to the guy who inveted the hokey pokey’s funeral....
Trust
A defense attorney was cross-examining a police officer during a felony trial –it went...
Did you hear that all the toilets at the police station were stolen?
Did you hear that all the toilets at the police station were stolen? Yeah…the...
Love the Dentist Quote
I love to go to the dentist. A man in white hovering over me...