If Sony ran Christmas…
|Their Personal Xmas-ing Device, which would be barely larger than an ornament and flat,...
The duffer muffed his tee shot into the woods…
The duffer muffed his tee shot into the woods, then hit into a few...
One is negative one
|Theorem: 1 = -1Proof:1 = sqrt(1) = sqrt(-1 * -1) = sqrt(-1) * sqrt(-1)...
Bird jokes 02
|Q: What do parrots eat?A: Polyfilla!Q: What do you give a sick bird?A: Tweetment!Q:...
Long Tongue
There was once a guy whose tongue was so long that when he stuck...
Quick Witted Boy
There was a boy who worked in the produce section of the supermarket.A man...
A smart Blonde
Q: How did a Blonde try to kill a bird ?? A: She through...
What is a mans idea of foreplay?
What’s a man’s idea of foreplay? -A half-hour of begging.
Mary came back from lunch to find that all the girls…
Mary came back from lunch to find that all the girlsin the office had...
R U A Real Cowboy?
An old cowboy dressed to kill with cowboy shirt, hat, jeans, spurs and chaps...