One day Confucious say…
Confucious say……woman sitting in jelly have her ass in jam….man with penis in peanut...
That’s not fair!
Sven and Ole worked together and were both laid off, so off they went...
We could have been here sooner
|An elderly couple were killed in an accident and found themselves being given a...
Aussie Trouser Snake.
An Australian Combat Field Engineer Sergeant and a U.S Marine were on exchange duty...
What do you call a Highlander with four sheep?
What do you call a Highlander with four sheep? A pimp
Australia…
Australia.Where men are real menAnd sheep are scared shitlessAnd where the term ‘Going Down...
You’re so stupid… Police
You’re so stupid that when police tell you that you broke the speed limit,...
The ten ifs of employment
|1. If it rings, put it on hold.2. If it clunks, call the repairman.3....
His miracle drinks!
A man is waiting for his wife to give birth. The doctor comes in...
Microsoft buys church
|MICROSOFT Bids to Acquire Catholic ChurchVATICAN CITY (AP) — In a joint press conference...