I can’t feel my legs!
A man wakes up in a hospital bed after a terrible accident and cries...
Man and E.T.
What’s the difference between a man and E.T.?E.T. phoned home.
A rather novel way to…
A policeman cruising past a pub after closing time notices two motor bikes still...
What happens when a Jew with an erection walks into a wall?
Q: What happens when a Jew with an erection walks into a wall?A: He...
DEADHEADS
|A man in Orange County Municipal Court had been ticketed for driving alone in...
Whales
A male whale and a female whale were swimming off the coast of Japan...
The Australian Christmas
|Here comes Santa Claus, here comes Santa Claus,Sweating his fat awayHere comes Santa Claus,...
The reason for running
|A police officer attempts to stop a car for speeding and the guy gradually...
He’s a real fun guy [fungi]
|Heard on a radio station.What did the female mushroom say about the male mushroom?”He’s...
What do the Chinese call a 69?
Q: What do the Chinese call a 69????A: Two can chew!!