5 lbs of fat
How do you make 5 lbs. of fat attractive? Put a nipple on it.
A young man was staying on a farm with his uncle and aunt…
A young man was staying on a farm with his uncle and aunt for...
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“Hey, Pal”, the irate druggist shouted, “Put that cigar outwhile you are in my...
How is a woman like an airplane?
How is a woman like an airplane? -Both have cockpits.
What do you get when you cross a blonde with an ape?
What do you get when you cross a blonde with an ape?A retarded ape.
men chasing women
Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying? For the same...
How do you re-sleeve a prostitue?
How do you re-sleeve a prostitue? – Put a leg of ham up her...
Polak At Cockfight
Q: You go to a cockfight. How do you know if a Polak is...
Ho-down!
Why do black men not go square dancing?Every time some one yells “hoe down”,...
Politically correct seasons greetings
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