Little johnny at school 2
Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him...
How do you re-sleeve a prostitue?
How do you re-sleeve a prostitue? – Put a leg of ham up her...
Statistical one-liners
|A new government 10 year survey cost $3,000,000,000 revealed that 3/4 of the people...
A middle-aged guy and his date are making out hot and heavy…
A middle-aged guy and his date are making out hot and heavy in the...
A group of cowboys were branding some cattle…
A group of cowboys were branding some cattle. While they were out the cooksaw...
Men Like Paper Cups
Why are men like paper cups?They’re dispensable.
Driving In Fog Riddle
Q: When driving through fog what should you use?A: Your car!
The plumber has arrived
|A lady was expecting the plumber; he was supposed to come at ten o’clock....
Why do Lawyers smell?
Q: Why do Lawyers smell?A: So the blind can hate them, too!
Four Kids
There were once four kids, Poop, Shut Up, Manners, and Trouble.Poop was riding his...