You might be a redneck if…car color
The primary color of your car is “Bond-Q.”
Blonde orders a drink.
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead went into a bar and asked the...
Charlie was in a bar and three babes came up and…
Charlie was in a bar and three babes came up and started hitting on...
Red Light Driving
Q: What goes VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH?A: A blonde going through a flashing red...
A Smart Man!
A foursome of senior golfers hit the course with waning enthusiasm for the sport.”These...
Tough guy eh?
A man and his girlfriend are at a bar when the girl goes to...
The Golden Urinal
A man came home drunk at four in the morning, and his wife was...
There is 2 fags walking down the beach…
There is 2 fags walking down the beach. They are holding hands andkicking the...
Geriatric Gynecologist
What do you call a geriatric gynecologist?A spreader of old wives’ tales!
Believing in Santa
Christmas always sucked when I was a kid because I believed in Santa Clause....