Cookie the Cat’s Resolutions
|5. I will not demand to get out the minute after I come in...
Motivations
Two men are talking. The first sez, “I got married because I was tired...
Classified Ad Bloopers!
The following were actually taken from classified ads in newspapers:Free Yorkshire Terrior.8 years-old. Hateful...
A Pollock walks over the Red Light District in Amsterdam…
A Pollock walks over the Red Light District in Amsterdam when suddenlyhe notices a...
How did they know that Jesus was Jewish?
Q: How did they know that Jesus was Jewish?A: Because he lived at home...
Programming language acronyms
|ADA: A Dumb ArrangementADA: A Dumb AcronymADA: A Dumb AnnoyanceBASIC: Boring And Shamelessly Idiotic...
A young boy on his way home from school must pass by a group…
A young boy on his way home from school must pass by a group...
The Real Cinderella Story
The story takes off where Cinderella just got yelled at by her step-mother, then...
Brushing the Child
If a child annoys you, quiet him by brushing his hair.If this doesn’t work,...
He is new to baseball
|Coming home from his Little League game, Billy swung open the front door very...