A test for being drunk
|A police officer pulls over this guy who had been weaving in and out...
Cello jokes
|Q: What is the difference between a cello and a coffin?A: The coffin has...
Mary went to Jill’s place to tell her about a horrible…
Mary went to Jill’s place to tell her about a horrible experience she’dhad the...
Blonde Shoots Herself
A blonde hurries into the emergency room late one night with the tip of...
When you know you must really be drunk
|A man sat down at a bar, looked into his shirt pocket and ordered...
Mom’s Dictionary
Amnesia: Condition that enables a woman who has gone through labor to become romantic...
How Come?
What’s with the people who put carpeting on the lid of their toilet seat?...
A man is almost about to die
|As he lay on his deathbed, the man confided to his wife, “I cannot...
Three elderly men are at the doctor for a memory test…
Three elderly men are at the doctor for a memory test. Thedoctor says to...
Headache Cure
John went to Dr. Smith because of intense migraine headaches.The doctor tried many things,...