Retarded Duck Farmer
There was a retarded duck farmer who had 2 sons, but only enough money...
Buying drinks at a bar
|A blonde, a brunette and a redhead went into a bar and ordered their...
What would Elvis be doing if he were alive today?
What would Elvis be doing if he were alive today?Scratching like hell to get...
Memory Pills
Doctor: Did you take those pills I gave you to improve your memory? Patient:...
What did Clinton say when accused of copying his homework from his girlfriend at Oxford?
What did Clinton say when accused of copying his homework from hisgirlfriend at Oxford?I...
The angry preacher…
The angry preacher…The preacher rose with a red face. “Someone in this congregation has...
A fair deal
A friend of mine just got divorced. He and his ex-wife split the house....
Reasoning Test
Three elderly ladies were at the doctor for a cognitive reasoning test.The doctor says...
Playing music
|Last summer, the local orchestra decided to play Beethoven’s 9th symphony.However, it being quite...
ABCP
On day there was a boy at school. He needed to go to the...