Drowning a Blonde
Q: How do you drown a blonde?A: Put a scratch and sniff at the...
More Computer Viruses!
DANGER: new viruses discovered!:Congressional Virus v2.0 : Runs every program on the hard drive...
If The Rand Corporation ran Christmas…
|The ornaments would be large perfectly smooth and seamless black cubes. Christmas morning there...
Why don’t witches wear panties?
Why don’t witches wear panties?So they can get a better grip on the broom.
Two blondes are passing by a fruit shop when…
Two blondes are passing by a fruit shop when the grocer calls to them,...
First Thing After Sex
Q: What’s the first thing a blonde does after sex?A: Opens the car door.
A wise choice
The following is a courtroom exchange between a defense attorneyand a farmer with a...
Polish Parachute Lessons
A Polak wanted to learn how to sky dive. He got an instructor andstarted...
The Seven Dwarfs
“The Seven Dwarfs were all in bed feeling Happy-then he got out of bedso...
Suspense!
How do you keep an idiot in suspense?