How to drown a blonde.
How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at thebottom...
Everyone Is Busy
Sales person: Hello, may I speak to the man of the house please? Youngster:...
A guy rings work and says…
A guy rings work and says “I can`t come in to work today as...
Horse Sense
An out-of-towner accidentally drives his car into a deep ditch on the side of...
Women’s Breasts Like a Train Set
Why are women’s breasts like a train set a kid gets at Christmas time?Because...
Difference Between A Man and Woman
A man and a woman were in 2 different cars. The man was going...
A croaker spaniel!
|What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?A croaker spaniel!
Docs Go To Heaven
Three doctors died and went to the Pearly Gates to be interviewed to see...
If Apple ran Christmas…
|It would do everything the Microsoft ornaments do, but years earlier, and with a...
Blonde on Flight
On a plane bound for New York the flight attendant approached a blonde sitting...