Indifference
Indifference will be the downfall of mankind, but who cares?
If Dell ran Christmas…
|Wait a minute? Isn’t IBM running this Christmas..?
I am looking for a job as a consultant…
Job Applicant: “I’m looking for a job as a consultant.”Employer: “I’m sorry, we already...
Adultery
An old man went into confession and told the priest: “Father,I’m 81 married with...
Professions
Three guys and a lady were sitting at the bar talking about their professions....
The perfect woman!
A man is eating in a fancy restaurant, and there is a gorgeous blond...
Princess and the Frog
Once upon a time, in a land far away, a beautiful, independent, self assured...
How did the Burger King get the Dairy Queen pregnant?
How did the Burger King get the Dairy Queen pregnant? He forgot to wrap...
What is the future
|My horoscope read, “You’re going places and you can’t be stopped.”Apparently the cop who...
Will this operation hurt me at all?
|Patient (to cosmetic surgeon): Will it hurt me, doctor?Surgeon: Only when you get my...