How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Two.One to hold the...
Library Fast food
A blonde went in the library and walked up to the librarian behind the...
Polish Couple
Q: Why did the Polish couple decide to have only 4 children?A: They’d read...
Facts About Women
1. Women love to shop. It is the one area of the world where...
Know the difference
Man to a woman: Do you know the difference between a blowjob and a...
Who owns the cows?
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No Worms Please!
A friend went to the kitchen window to check on her two-year-old son, who...
Vikings in a Dome.
Why do the Vikings play in a Dome?Because even God can’t stand to watch!
N equals N plus one
|Theorem: n=n+1Proof:(n+1)^2 = n^2 + 2*n + 1Bring 2n+1 to the left:(n+1)^2 – (2n+1)...
Smitty the Parrot’s Birthday
Harry says to his pet parrot Smitty, “What do you want for your birthday?”...