Dilbert\’s
Dilbert’s “Salary Theorem” states that “Engineers and scientists can never earn as much as...
Three blind mice!
|What have 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can’t see?Three blind mice!
Dump trucks and fat ladies!
A man and his son were traveling to the bank one Saturday morning when...
Driving exams worry me
|Liz: I get so nervous and frightened during driving tests!Doctor: Don’t worry about it....
I was shopping at our local supermarket…
I was shopping at our local supermarket.When I got to the checkout line, there...
50 Facts About Women
1. Women love to shop. It is the one area of the world where...
How old are you?
|A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on...
Equal positive integers
|Theorem: All positive integers are equal.Proof: Sufficient to show that for any two positive...
Arriving home very drunk
|A man is in a bar and falling off his stool every couple of...
Mr Right Application
Dear ________, I regret to inform you that you have been eliminated from further...