grasshopper with no legs
|What do you call a grasshopper with no legs?A grasshover!
A man, being on top of a woman…
A man, being on top of a woman, says after a while: “Honey, your...
Return the Dog
Two blondes suddenly got into bird hunting and were eager to try it out...
How Hell froze over.
Once, a gay man went to heaven. At the Great Gate, Saint Peter was...
A drunk leaves a bar and decides to take a shortcut…
A drunk leaves a bar and decides to take a shortcut througha graveyard. It...
Snake joke
First snake:I hope I’m not poisonous.Second snake:Why?First snake:Because I bit my lip!
Deep Dark Secrets
At school, a boy is told by a classmate that most adults are hiding...
Bribery 2
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness....
You might be a redneck if…goal
Your lifetime goal is to own your own fireworks stand.
Bartender Help
An armless man walked into a bar which is empty except for the bartender.He...