Pregnant Polish Girl
Q: What did the Polish mother say when her daughter announced that she was...
A blonde was plugging dollar after dollar into…
A blonde was plugging dollar after dollar into thecoke machine at a large Vegas...
Redneck Census Form!
The official year 2000 Redneck Census Form:Last name: _______________________First name: (Check appropriate box)(_)Billy-Bob(_)Billy-Joe(_)Billy-Ray(_)Billy-Sue(_)Billy-Mae(_)Billy-JackWhat does...
Make it off the island
|There were three people stranded on an island, a brunette, a redhead, and a...
Cock A Doodly Doo!
This farmer has about 200 hens, but no rooster, and he wants chicks. So...
What is the penalty for bigamy?
Question: What’s the penalty for bigamy?Answer: Two mothers-in-law
Children’s Prayers
I had been teaching my three-year old daughter the Lord’s Prayer. For several evenings...
Funny Conversations
BOY : Since we met, I can’t eat or drink…GIRL : Why not ??BOY...
Machine Breakdown
This machine is subject to breakdown during periods of critical need. A special circuit...
A Skydiving lesson
|All of these pilot and aviation jokes get me to thinking about my first...