Dumb intercourse
“Information. Can I help you?”"I’d like the number of the Theater Guild, please.”"One moment,...
Two friends were out drinking…
Two friends were out drinking when suddenly one lurched backward off his barstool and...
What is the worst part about getting a lung transplant?
What’s the worst part about getting a lung transplant?The first couple of times you...
There was this little boy who went in the whore house…
There was this little boy who went in the whore house with adead frog...
The drunk.
A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time...
Many moons
There was a cowboy who went to the outhouse. He heard some noise, so...
What a health plan!
Her Majesty the Queen was being shown around a hospital. As she wasbeing given...
M&M Evolution theory
|M&M’s: The Theory of EvolutionWhenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make...
Some stupid truckers
|While driving along the back roads of a small town, two truckers came to...
Whom Do You Trust?
A redneck returns to the doctors after having some tests and asks what the...