Duct Tape
Jeff walks into a bar and sees his friend Paul slumped over the bar....
Insult Collection #4
I heard you got a brain transplant and the brain rejected you! I think...
Female Lawyer
Q: What is the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?A: Lipstick
Until Twelve
I was twelve before I realized I could cough without having a doctor hold...
No Brained Women
Why don’t women have any brains?Because they don’t have any testicles to put them...
Dead Rabbit
This guy comes home from work one day to find his dog with the...
What do a moped and a blonde have in common?
What do a moped and a blonde have in common? They’re both fun to...
What is the oldest profession?
|A physician, an engineer, and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to...
GOT A LIGHT?
|In a west Texas town, employees in a medium-sized warehouse noticed the smell of...
Knock Knock Jokes 8
Knock Knock Who’s there? Albee! Albee! Albee a monkey’s uncle! Knock Knock Who’s there?...