Christmas downsizing
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Why do men take showers instead of baths?
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Get Me Another Lawyer
Defendant: Your Honor, I want you to appoint me another lawyer.Judge: And why is...
This black guy is walking along a beach when…
This black guy is walking along a beach when he looks down a sees...
A pile of one liners!
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How can you tell if your date really digs oral sex?
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A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for…
A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for Christmas. A friend of...
Blonde and the Western
A blonde and her husband are laying in bed watching TV, an old western...
A man takes his sick dog to the vet…
A man takes his sick dog to the vet. The vet lifts the dog...
Whats the square root of 69?
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