Insult Collection #3
Would you like to replace my business partner who died this morning? I’ll arrange...
Pizza Cutting
Q: A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut...
Optimist vs. Pessimist
|A family had twin boys whose only resemblance to each other was their looks....
Why cannot Santa have children?
Why can’t Santa have children? He only comes once a year.
Little Johnny comes home from school…
Little Johnny comes home from school with a note from his teacher, indicating that...
The way to a heart of a man
The way to a man’s heart is through his feet(but you need a long...
More Pick Up Lines
1. I want you almost as much as I want world peace.2. You can...
Judge has some fun
|A judge grew tired of seeing the same town drunk in front of his...
The medics rush Mr. Steinberg to the hospital…
The medics rush Mr. Steinberg to the hospital in the middle of the night,...
Microsoft trademarks TM
|Microsoft Trademarks the Trademark Symbol By Vince Sabio HumourNet Communications, Ltd. REDMOND, Wash (UPI)...