Restructuring at the North Pole
The recent announcement that Donner and Blitzen have elected to take the early reindeer...
Five fingers
A beautiful young woman marries this seventy year old bloke for his money. On...
Priest and Nun Golfing
One day a priest and a nun went golfing.The first hole the priest missed...
I.Q. of 50?
|What do you call a man with an I.Q. of 50?Gifted!
What is worse than a dead dog on your piano?
Q: What is worse than a dead dog on your piano?A: An infected pussy...
I Said the F Word
A guy goes to his local church during the week to see the priest...
A lesson in ebonics
A sixth grade class is doing some spelling drills. The teacher asks Tommy if...
OLD NEVER DIES 13
|OLD POSTAL CARRIERS never die, they just lose their zipOLD PRINTERS never die, they’re...
Using The Thermometer!
Upon arriving home in eager anticipation of a leisurely evening, the husband was met...
New Treasury Bonds
The U.S. Treasury has just announced that it will sell three new types of...