You’ve been programming too long when
When you are counting objects, you go “0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D…”. When asked about a bus schedule,...
Harp jokes
|A harp is a nude piano.A Celtic harpist spends half her time tuning her...
Virgin
A mature woman was in the pastorial study counseling for her upcoming fourth wedding.”Father,...
Why 40 Years of Sex Life
It seems that when God was making the world, he called man over and...
Four boastful men
Four men are golfing one day. The first man steps up to tee and...
Solve the riddle
Schwarzenegger has a big one,Michael J. Fox has a small one,Madonna doesn’t have one,The...
Signs You Hired The Wrong Kid To Mow Your Lawn
He shows up with a pair of nail clippers and a Ziploc bag. On...
Tuns of PunsGalore – Part I
Our library has so many books they had to put it in a multi-story...
Eating the piece of fruit
|Two Polish guys were taking their first train trip to Warsaw on the train....
Bible Bloopers
It is truly astonishing what happens in Bible stories when they are retold by...