DUMB Questions Part 2!
How do they get a deer to cross at that yellow road sign?How do...
Michael Jackson and the doctor…
Michael Jackson and the doctor are walking outof the delivery room after his wife...
Polish Invention
Did you hear about the latest Polish invention?It’s a solar-powered flashlight.
Ugly Growth
I just had the doctor remove an ugly growth from my back. It was...
ABCP
On day there was a boy at school. He needed to go to the...
The twelve days after Christmas
|The first day after ChristmasMy true love and I had a fightAnd so I...
Real opcodes
|AAC Alter All CommandsAAD Alter All DataAAO Add And OverflowAAR Alter At RandomAB Add...
Men Fart More Than Women
Why do men fart more than women?Because women won’t shut up long enough to...
What Gets Bigger?
Mr. Perkins, the biology instructor at a posh suburban girl’s junior college, said during...
Horse Sense
An out-of-towner accidentally drives his car into a deep ditch on the side of...