Paralyzed
A big fat housewife is on her hands and knees, scrubbing the kitchen floor,...
The woman on the bus.
A woman got on a bus holding a baby. The bus driver said, “MAN,...
Comeback Lines!
M: I know how to please a woman.W: Then please leave me alone.M: I...
Forgive me I have sinned…
A man goes to the confessional and begins “Forgive me Father, for I have...
Men say = Men really mean.
I’m hungry = I’m hungry.I’m sleepy = I’m sleepy.I’m tired = I’m tired.Do you...
Went Fishing, Got Caught
A man phones home from his office and tells his wife: “Something has just...
Uncovering a scam
|The Senate is investigating deceptive sweepstakes practices. These companies target the elderly and make...
Hello
Q: Why didn’t the sanitary pads say hello to the Tampax?A: Because the Tampax...
What is green and smells like pig?
What’s green and smells like pig? – Kermit’s fingers.
Looking Great
This guy goes to the doctor for a vasectomy. Unlike the usual patients, he...