Descriptions of people you may know!
Some useful descriptions of people you may come into contact with from day to...
Your momma is…
Your momma is like a doorknob – everyone gets a turn!
Where is your wife?
|On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said: “Sir,...
Have you seen Stevie Wonder’s new car?
Have you seen Stevie Wonder’s new car? Neither has he.
Top ten signs you bought a bad computer
|10. Lower corner of screen has the words “Etch-a-sketch” on it.9. It’s celebrity spokesman...
Celibacy Test
Three young candidates for the priesthood are told by the Monsignor they have to...
Festivity Levels
Festivity Level 1: Your guests are chatting amiably with each other, admiring your Christmas-tree...
The Anninversary
My father and mother were recently celebrating their 50th weddinganniversary. While cutting the cake,...
God Quotes
It may be that our role on this planet is not to worship God,...
Holy water
How do you get holy water? Boil the hell out of it!