What has two legs and bleeds?
What has two legs and bleeds? Half a dog.
Punkrocker’s Hair
An old guy is sitting on a bus when a punk-rocker gets on. The...
Slide Under The Table
A man and a woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their waitress,...
What’s O. J. Simpson’s Internet address?
Q. What’s O. J. Simpson’s Internet address? A. Slash, slash, backslash, slash, slash, escape.
The most evil thing
“Cash, check or charge?” I asked after folding items the woman wished topurchase. As...
What’s the similarity between Bill Clinton and a carpenter?
What’s the similarity between Bill Clinton and a carpenter?One screw in the wrong place...
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day…
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.Teach him how...
Its Bedtime!
The bride lay in bed on the first night of their honeymoon while her...
Fresh out of business school, the young man answered a want ad…
Fresh out of business school, the young man answered a want ad for an...
The stranded lawyers!
Two lawyers had been stranded on a deserted island for several months.The only other...