Quickies
1) Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? Ask your mother. 2) How do...
Yo Momma so nasty
Your momma so nasty she charges $10 for sex, gives ya lice, when ya...
The 2 moose hunters…
These two hunters went moose hunting every year without success.Finally they came up with...
It’s the same thing!
There was a new girl in school, when asked her name, she replied “Happy-Butt”....
Windows 98 hourly tweaks
|11th-hour tweaks for Windows ’98 by Microsoft10. Included subliminal “Impeach Janet Reno” messages in...
If Thinking Machines made toasters…
If Thinking Machines made toasters…You would be able to toast 64,000 thousand pieces of...
Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?One is made of plastic...
Cocky Gunslinger
It’s 1880, the decade of gunslingers and gentlemen. This is a story of one...
Polak With Chainsaw
A Polak is looking to buy a saw to cut down some trees in...
What is the difference between mayonaise and sperm?
What’s the difference between mayonaise and sperm?Mayonaise doesn’t hit the back of a girls...