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Man walks into the Doctors office. “I have the results of your test and...
Top10 Rules for dating my daughter.
Rule OneIf you pull into my driveway and honk you’d better be delivering a...
Redneck Census Form!
The official year 2000 Redneck Census Form:Last name: _______________________First name: (Check appropriate box)(_)Billy-Bob(_)Billy-Joe(_)Billy-Ray(_)Billy-Sue(_)Billy-Mae(_)Billy-JackWhat does...
The Blonde and the Alligator
A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a...
A Man is a Wasp?
How can you tell if a man is a WASP?He gets out of the...
Why is sex like money in the bank?
Why is sex like money in the bank?Because when you withdraw, you lose interest.Sent...
Married Men’s Magazine
Did you hear about the new men’s magazine that caters exclusively to married men?It’s...
A man went to the doctor to get a physical…
A man went to the doctor to get a physical, afterthe doctor examined him,...
Every precaution
I must take every precaution not to get pregnant,” said Edna to Priscilla. “But...
She’s Smoking
Two young couples marry the same day and, being all friends, leave together for...