Halloween party
A married couple was invited to a Halloween party. That night, as they were...
He Said – She Said
He Said…She Said:He said… I don’t know why you wear a bra; you’ve got...
Knock Knock Jokes 14
Knock Knock Who’s there? Athens! Athens who? Athens I love you! Knock Knock Who’s...
Black widow spiders
Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating? To stop the snoring...
Misbehaving Guide Dog
A blind man was standing on the corner with his dog when the dog...
Packing Elephants
How do you put six elephants in a Volkswagen?…Three in front and three in...
A woman enters a butcher shop and asks…
A woman enters a butcher shop and asks the counter assistant,”Do you have pigs...
How can you tell if your girlfriend is frigid?
How can you tell if your girlfriend is frigid? When you open her legs...
Wheel of disfortune
Your momma so stupid that when she goes on wheel of fortune she buysa...
Clinton Bumper Stickers
Here are some “actual” bumper stickers reportedly seen on cars around the DC area:HONK!...