The bored Swede
A swedish man was bored. He was bored with his work, bored with his...
Saddam Hussein calls President Clinton and tells him…
Saddam Hussein calls President Clinton and tells him, “Bill, I had awonderful dream last...
What was the problem before?
|Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the...
The Parrot
There’s this fella with a parrot. And this parrot swears like an old salt,...
Story of my friend
|I have a friend who is a pilot on a 747.I said “Hi Jack.”He...
Dumb intercourse
“Information. Can I help you?”"I’d like the number of the Theater Guild, please.”"One moment,...
Mexican is at border
|A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal alien in the bushes right by...
Dogs and Light Bulbs
|How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? Border Collie: Just...
Tuba jokes
|Q: What is the range of a tuba?A: Twenty yards if you’ve got a...
Businessman is dying
|A businessman on his deathbed called his friend and said, “Bill, I want you...