me drunk?
A fellow decides to take off early from work and go drinking. He stays...
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Yo momma so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl.
Blonde on Horseback
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Burying Poles!
Back in the old west, there was a need to connect the east and...
Have you heard about the new orgasm pill?
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Zebra
Q: What did the blonde name her pet zebra?A: Spot.
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The new merger name game!
Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W.R. Grace Company merge to...