yo mama is so fat… driveway
Yo mama is so fat, she has to iron her pants on the driveway.
Lying Politicians
A busload of politicians were driving down a country road when, all of a...
A little turtle begins to climb a tree slowly…
A little turtle begins to climb a tree slowly. After long hours of effort,...
Girls are evil
Girls = time * money time = money, therefore: Girls = money * money...
The results of a study
|About 85% of women are responsible for cooking the family dinner, and 84% wish...
A rather novel way to…
A policeman cruising past a pub after closing time notices two motor bikes still...
Great Reasons To Be A Guy
Your ass is never a factor in a job interview. Your orgasms are real....
But how do I know…
Tech Support: “What does the screen say now.”Person: “It says, ‘Hit ENTER when ready’.”Tech...
yo mama so fat.. drivers license
Yo mama is so fat that her driver’s license says, “Picture continued on other...
Stupid blonde driver
|A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if...